creating a book series called “big fear shakespeare” where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like “what kind of idiot wouldn’t know this?”
put those racist swords to good use
in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever
i think the problem with linux PR is that linux users are always saying it’s easy to use but they are also all hobbyists who keep reporting “i had a great time making my computer harder to use this weekend”
When I was a kid, I lived on a farm, and once a year the adults would go duck hunting and bring home a few ducks. One year, it was me and my brother’s job to pluck those ducks. We were, like, maybe eight or nine? Plenty old enough to pluck a duck, but with zero experience.
And that zero experience turned out to be a problem, because he hadn’t had much to do with birds and the thing about a bird’s feathers, right, is that you’ve got a feather that sits in a little sheath thing that’s rooted in the body. So what you want to do is pull the feather and sheath both out. But if you’re a little kid who’s never done this before, all too often, the feather comes out and leaves the sheath in the body. So we’d be doing our best but the ducks would come out maybe a quarter plucked properly and otherwise still full of these feather sheaths, and then it’s a matter of going back and pulling all these little sheaths out.
I remember quite clearly, my mother and aunt helping us with this part, because it’s fiddly and we were taking forever. They’d take the plucked ducks and re-pluck them properly. And I remember my mum making a remark to my aunt (not maliciously, she didn’t know I could hear and was just making conversation), “You know, it would’ve been easier for us to just do it from the start and not have to deal with all these fiddly little bits.” And she was absolutely right – my brother and I were involved for our benefit in the same way you get a young kid to “help” wash the dishes, we were learning a life skill. But even though we’d done most of the work, we’d removed most of the unwanted mass from the duck’s skin, we’d actually made things harder. We’d removed all the feathers and a quarter of the sheaths, but the sheaths are much easier to remove with the feathers attached, so working on a “mostly plucked” duck was a lot more work for the adults than just doing the whole duck from scratch would have been.
Anyway, I vividly remember this incident every time someone suggests saving time by writing with AI and then just editing it into something good.
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Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it’s haunting me
“Ugh this prominent women in the Lesbian movement turned out to be a bisexual” “ugh this famous lesbian transitioned into a man” “ugh this queer romance writer turns out to be ace” “ugh this cis feminist author ended up being nonbinary” “ugh this writer on masculinity transitioned into a woman”
Oh no! We might have to recognize liberation as an interconnected intersectional struggle! Ahhh!!! >.<
star wars episode iv: a new hope (1977)
I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen
“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak












